Capture the unwelcome guest and feed him to Moledad.

seanorib

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howtolovediscussions

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Welcome visitor with a nice fistful of GTFO.

emeraldschemer

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Oh hell no. What does this asshole think he’s doing here?

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You feel it’s best to just go through the tunnels, rather than explain every twist and turn, as you know them by heart.

Adran: Show everyone the outside of your room.

As shown above, you live in an underground maze of sorts, extending several miles just below the surface of the earth. Your lusus is located near the center, probably with his spiky muzzle nose-deep in the ground. He likes to dig for ants as a food source. You yourself don’t mind eating some from time to time, provided they’re cooked first.

Adran: Allow the audience to see the outside of your beautiful living cube and/or tunnel system.

Anonymous

???: Introduce yourself.

Your name is ADRAN MOGURA. You have a variety of interests, none of which you hold all that much passion for.

You LIVE UNDERGROUND as a consequence of your lusus’ species, a mammal well-known for burrowing. He is PRETTY COOL, and so is your ROOM, although you like to keep it MINIMALLY FURNISHED. This is mostly because TREMORS AND EARTHQUAKES tend to knock over ALL OF YOUR BELONGINGS, but also because YOU DON’T OWN THAT MANY THINGS.

Mainly, you spend your time on one of your COMPUTERS (it is always good to have MORE THAN ONE), setting up for a game that could either SAVE YOUR RACE or COMPLETELY OBLITERATE IT. Depends on the outcome, really. You’re not even sure how it works, and won’t even begin to grasp it until you start to play it. After all,  you didn’t make it or anything, you found it on a HIDDEN SERVER, along with a SHORT AND LESS-THAN-DETAILED WALKTHROUGH, explaining nothing more than the bare-bones basics.

You have been known to COMPLETELY SPACE OUT with no warning, as your mind drifts into the vast expansion that is THE UNIVERSE. It is a latent ability akin to ASTROPROJECTION, but is actually a lot more accurately described as REMOTE VIEWING. This is how you came to know about the HIDDEN SERVER in the first place. You’ve seen a lot of THE UNIVERSE, and seen MANY ALIEN LIFE FORMS. The only place you seem to be blind to is ANYWHERE CLOSE TO YOU, including on YOUR OWN HOME PLANET.

What will you do?

Aimee: Be the next guy on the list.

You ignore the previous commands and proceed to the next guy on the list.

You are now this guy, whoever he is.

==> Reflect on the meaning of your symbol in quiet solemnitude.

candlesandclockworks